Tuesday 25 October 2016

Former Fisrt Lady, Patience Jonathan is 59 today

Today marks the 59th birthday of former president wife, Mrs Patience Dame Faka Jonathan also know as Mama Peace. Born on the 25th of October 1957.
Her middle name is FAKABELEMA, often shortened to FAKA. which means " Unending Blessing". She has thrilled Nigerians and made them laugh over the past few years with a number of her grammatical blunders. Here are just the mostinteresting ones.
1. Chai! Chai! there is God o..... There is God in everything we are doing, continue!
2. Na only you waka come?
3. Why they didn't they mention those people that went ther with their family and succeeded.
4. yes we are happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competion like one (addressing press men after Female Under-19 FIFA Worldcup).
while addressing the crowd during the people's Democratic party women presidential rally in uyo, Mrs. Jonathan said;
5. A bird at hand is worth a million in the bush. Nigerian women, let us shine our eyes. women of Nigeria, are you ready to go to prison? Are you ready to go and give your father food in the prison? it is not our portion. we reject it.
6. A good man borns (SIC) a good son. You can not deliver what you don't have, and that is  why he has brought somebody that can also deliver you from the APC. The one that will heal you, Mrs. Jonathan said of Mr. Albania and the PDP gubernatoria candidate in the state.
7. we are not propagandaly (SIC). We are not here to deceive you. we are not here to lie for you. Because whatever we say go and  search because you will see it.
8. When the people were there o, women were afraid to produce kids. They can not produce. They are afraid, I should not die.
9. The bombers who born them? wasn't not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making ones children a widow.
Happy Birthday to Mrs. Patience Jonathan!

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